My pipes were stolen!

So someone broke into my house and stole my laptop and a bunch of other stuff, but the jerk had the nerve to snag my pipes too! I am now pipeless! And I cannot afford even a Dr. Grabow right now. I’ll have to find a tobacconist here in Austin (I just moved this week) and get a corncob to tide me over. What kind of asshole steals a man’s pipes?

Oh sorry for the long absence I was going through a lot of stuff at school, and got hospitalized after I fell down some stairs, and got robbed, and moved. I’ll try to do a book review soon!

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